T-Shirt Bliss

This is the t-shirt I bought for two bucks yesterday.



"GLAMROUS YARD
FORGIVE YOUR
ENERMIES
But, Never
FORGET
THEIR NAMES"

And the back:


"GLOBAL YARD
Fly in the
face of mind
Wall
SOMEBODY MUST PLAY
PARTS IN THIS WORLD
GRAND OFF THE STREET
THE GREATEST OBSTATN
Somebody is an indefinite
pronoun used in a sentence:
I don't know who did it"

I laughed all the way down the street with my purchase.