Friday, July 29

A Letter to My Feet


(Not to be confused with Pablo Neruda's Ode to his Socks.)

Dearest, dear feet of mine,

I owe you a sincere apology, for 
http://www.chuckconverse.com/images/large/productp_imgs/Converse%20All%20Star%20Zipper%206279_LRG.jpg   


THIS
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BB0XMVKS-7E/S6wD0rLqz_I/AAAAAAAAD_g/51xXi7-AOHg/s1600/Tango.jpg
PLUS THESE (so pretty!)
http://th415.photobucket.com/albums/pp231/CynthiaLee_bucket/th_salsa-feet3image.jpg
THIS (open toe!)
http://www.prestigefitnessaz.com/wp-content/gallery/zumba/zumba_feet.jpg
AND THIS (jump! and jab!)
http://dance.ruby-red.com/images/bluetopia_advert.png
RIGHT, AND THIS...
http://www.brownsierra.org.uk/recordings/img/tacktile%20pavement%202.jpg
AND EVEN THOUGH THIS WAS NOT MY FAULT...
 














http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.Drugstore.com/prodimg/78007/200.jpg
I HAVE BOUGHT YOU THESE.


http://www.phc-online.com/v/vspfiles/photos/Ankle-Support_40-550-2T.jpg
AND SINCE YOU ARE SO DEMANDING.  THESE AS WELL.
   






Please consider this a humble gesture on my part.  I will be more considerate in the future.  I promise I won't hurt you like this again.  Let's let bygones be bygones, eh, and move on together? 

Yours devotedly,


Jordan

1 comment:

  1. :) I hear ya! When I think of what I've done to my feet over the years in the name of fashion, closing dance clubs, finishing a marathon, hiking trails, and just plain old walking purposefully from point A to point B (which might entail very long distances in impractical shoes) I owe them so many apology letters and way more pedicures than I can afford! Good thing they're stuck with us! :)

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